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Wed, 29 Nov 2000 01:42:45 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a lady with a bit of a turkey problem...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A Kentucky woman who was home alone called the Butterball Turkey Talk-
Line.
While she was preparing her turkey, her Chihuahua jumped into the bird's
body cavity and couldn't get out. She tried pulling the dog and shaking
the bird, but nothing worked. She and the dog became more and more
distraught.
After calming the woman down, the Talk-Line home economist suggested
carefully cutting the opening in the cavity of the turkey wider. It
worked and the petite pup was free at last.
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