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The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 22 Nov 2000 04:44:05 +0000


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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
 
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is
offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
 
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
 
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
 
"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.
 
 
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