Holy Golf...

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Thu, 2 Nov 2000 03:31:07 +0000


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Once again we're on the golf course...another group of players are
teeing off...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf. 

Jesus stands up on the tee, hits his ball and it goes straight into the
water. He strides over to the lake, walks on the water and hits his ball
onto the green. 

Then Moses stands up, hits his shot and it too goes into the water. So
he walks down, parts the water and hits the ball onto the green. 

Then the old man stands up, hits the ball, and as it's about to hit the
water, a fish jumps up and the ball falls into its mouth. As the ball
goes into the fish's mouth a hawk swoops down and takes the fish in its
claws. As the hawk flies over the green a bolt of lightning hits the
bird and it falls onto the green. As it hits the green the ball falls
out of the fish's mouth and rolls into the hole. 

Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop mucking
about we won't bring you out again."


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