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Wed, 18 Oct 2000 23:39:37 +0100
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Here are some people having adventures in the US national parks...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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People Do The Strangest Things
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Putting Our Loved Ones At Risk For A Photo
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In May of 1994, Tony Moore, 43, of Marietta, Georgia, was gored and
seriously injured by a large male bison in Yellowstone, next to the Lake
Hotel. Moore and a friend had approached to within 15 feet of the bison
to have their pictures taken. While they were standing with their backs
to the animal, it charged. Moore's companion escaped, but Moore received
a severe puncture wound in his right thigh and was taken by ambulance to
a hospital in Jackson for treatment. ....
Watching For Falling Rocks
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A visitor setting up camp at Lake Eleanor in Yosemite National Park hit
herself on the head with a rock while trying to string up her food to
protect it from bears.
Requesting Assistance
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In 1994, a woman visiting from the Bay Area embarked on a solo hike to
the summit of El Captian in Yosemite. When she became lost and saw a
storm brewing, she called 911 from her cellular phone and asked to be
rescued. A helicopter found her barely off the trail and one-fourth to
half a mile from the top of El Cap. When the 'copter lifted off and the
woman saw how close she was to her summit goal, she asked the crew to
set her down on top. When the crew declined, she threatened to sue them
for kidnapping. ...
Caring For The Creatures
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A woman, appearing rather distraught, came into the visitor center at
Redwood National Park in California to report that she had seen several
Irish setters lying along the edge of the highway and she feared they
were dead or injured. Rangers explained to her that these were pieces of
redwood bark that had fallen off logging trucks.
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