On Longevity...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 6 Oct 2000 03:08:14 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The Visit To The Doctor
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A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.
  
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
  
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
  
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired
the doctor.
  
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
  
"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred
for?"
 

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