Possession...

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Thu, 28 Sep 2000 01:10:02 +0100


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We've just heard about the ghosts on the internet, now here's the latest
on demonic computer possession...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Is Your Computer Possessed by a Demon?
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SAVANNAH, Ga. - Your computer may be possessed by a demon, a leading
minister warns. 
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened
yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and
corrupt men's souls," said the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an
upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine.

Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a
human being. And today's thinking machines have enough space on their
hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals. 

"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil
spirit," the minister confirmed.

The Savannah clergyman says he became aware of the problem from
counselling churchgoers. 

"I learned that many members of my congregation became in touch with a
dark force whenever they used their computers," he said. "Decent,
happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic
websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations. "Housewives who
had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms
and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never
use normally. 

"One woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer
as if someone else or something else just takes over.'"

The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging onto the
parishioner's computer himself. To his surprise, an artificial-
intelligence program fired up - without him clicking it on. 

"The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me," he
recalls. "It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a
damn liar.'" Then the device went haywire and started printing out what
looked like gobbledegook. 

"I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text," the minister
said. "It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a
2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"

Since, then, Rev. Peasboro has researched the problem further and
uncovered alarming facts. "I learned most of the youths involved in
school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs,"
he said. "I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on
them."

The minister estimates that one in 10 computers in America now houses
some type of evil spirit. Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your
computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is
still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians
can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of
the wicked spirit permanently."


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