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Tue, 5 Sep 2000 03:11:31 +0100
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Here are some of the strange notes which parents have written to
teachers...we've seen a couple of these before, but there are some new
ones...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The following is a list with actual notes from parents (including
spelling) to school offices:
* My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
* Dear school: Please ekscuse John being ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32,and 33.
* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
his boots leak.
*Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral.
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the marines.
*Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.
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