Women...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 18 Aug 2000 01:36:24 +0100


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Now here are some of the advantages of being a woman...

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- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

The Benefits of being a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder
excuses.

3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

5. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in
a computer game.

6. Taxis stop for us.

7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. (GREAT VISUAL!!)

8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

10. We don't have to break wind to amuse ourselves.

11. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

12. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bum.

13. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.

14. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

15. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

16. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.

17. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like
an idiot.

18. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

19. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

20. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

21. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.


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