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Tue, 25 Jul 2000 01:03:33 +0100
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On a country road, a speeder hit and killed a dog. The dog's owner stood
nearby, a gun in his hand.
The speeder said, "Looks as if I killed your dog."
"Sure does."
"I'm sorry. Was it a valuable dog?"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Well, suppose I gave you a hundred dollars. Would that be enough?"
"Well, I don't know."
"Two hundred dollars. That should do it."
"Sounds good."
The speeder reached into his pocket and came up with the money. Pressing
it into the man's hand, he said, "I'm sorry I spoiled your plans to go
hunting."
"I wasn't going hunting. I was heading out to the woods to shoot that
mangy dog."
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