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Wed, 12 Jul 2000 16:36:10 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: "Hey! 10.000 WeirdSiders in 1 year can't be wrong!" You really should try Weird Side E-zine and enjoy the exciting mix of weird web sites, great quotes & bizarre news and facts from around the world. You'll get FREE gifts if you join today! Send an email to: weirdside-subscribe@onelist.com Or try us out first at: http://www.theweirdsite.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's how to interpret your date's every move... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- READING THE SIGNS: How To Make Shallow Snap Judgements Taken From Women's Glibber The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those give-away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognise - and decode - these 'KEY SIGNS'. 1. Woman won't unlock car door for man - Doesn't engage in oral sex 2. Man gets in car without opening door for woman - No foreplay 3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant - Prefers virgins 4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way - Is a virgin 5. Can't hail a cab - Impotent 6. Insists on going to a homely little cafe with windmill motif - Compulsive Don Quixote 7. Insists on going to a romantic candle-lit restaurant - Compulsive Don Juan 8. Insists on going to a Polynesian bar - Compulsive Don Ho 9. Wants to go to a French restaurant - Will swallow 10. Wants to go to a deli - Won't swallow 11. Takes too long deciding what to order - Has trouble reaching orgasm 12. Orders salad dressing on the side - Will give you a hand job, but will not go "all the way" 13. Gives explicit orders to waiter - Will expect incredibly skilful gymnastics in bed 14. Asks for extra rolls - Will say she is using birth control when she's not, will get pregnant and sue 15. Insists on ordering for you, referring to you as "The lady will have..." - Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't 16. Asks for "The Usual" - Insists on missionary position only 17. Asks what the specials are - Will want you to use handcuffs 18. Fills up on bread and crackers - Premature ejaculation Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com