The Loony Bin
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Wed, 12 Jul 2000 16:24:54 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: Let's face it. Stupid people are FUNNY! The Bonehead of the Day mailing list finds the best of them all from major news sources and tells you all about them! Email: bonehead-subscribe@egroups.com to join or visit our web site at: http://bonehead.oddballs.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some brilliant t-shirt slogans... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- THE BEST T-SHIRTS OF THE SUMMER This was in the "Bob Levey's Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the "Best T-shirts of the Summer": 1) (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won 2) So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me 3) I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy 4) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends 5) If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going 6) At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All 7) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips 8) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do 9) (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah 10) If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? 11) Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount 12) Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog 13) No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman") 14) (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off 15) I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now 16) (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor 17) Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. 18) What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About 19) I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian 20) (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge 21) Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich 22) Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money 23) Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional 24) IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be 25) Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com