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Wed, 12 Jul 2000 16:07:18 +0100
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
HEBRONITES VS. THE PALESTINIANS
Sick and tired of always being the butt of Palestinian-on-Palestinian
jokes, the residents of Hebron demand that their mayor hold a meeting
with Yasser Arafat to settle this issue.
Quick to respond to the will of his people, the mayor of Hebron calls
Mr. Arafat and they agree to meet that same day at a local office.
At the meeting, the mayor of Hebron says to Mr. Arafat, "We are no
longer willing to be the butt of everyone's joke for no good reason.
Here is the ultimatum I am offering you: Tomorrow, every Arab man, woman
and child that is a resident of Hebron will gather in the local football
stadium. I shall represent my city. You shall represent the rest of the
Palestinian people. You shall ask me one question. Any question. If I
answer incorrectly, we will no longer complain about being the butt of
the jokes. But if I answer correctly, there shall be no more jokes about
how stupid Hebronites are."
After a pause, Mr. Arafat agrees to the challenge.
The following day, the people of Hebron gathered in the stadium, hoping
to put an end to their decades of hardship at the hands of their Arab
brethren.
Up on the podium, in the middle of the stadium, Mr. Arafat and the mayor
of Hebron shook hands and the contest was officially underway.
"What is one plus one?" asked Mr. Arafat, as his only question.
Minutes passed... it seemed like hours. And then ....
"Two!" exclaimed the confident mayor of Hebron.
Suddenly, the Hebronite crowd erupted into a roar. "Let him guess
again!"
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