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Tue, 23 May 2000 20:37:36 +0100
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Here's are some more insurance claims, some we've seen before but some
are new...These come from Tom...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I
thought."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I
realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a
blanket."
"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion
reached over and grabbed my testicles, so I lost control."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
"The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up so I hit him again"
"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had
an accident. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
don't have."
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
intention."
"I thought my window was down, but I found out it wasn't when I put my
head through it".
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way".
"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face".
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car".
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before
I hit him."
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal
joint gave way, causing me to have an accident."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the
pedestrian."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him."
"I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the
roof of my car"
"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with
a big mouth"
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a
ditch by some stray cows."
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