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Mon, 15 May 2000 23:41:24 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... Here's another list for you to look at: ** ALERT ** ALERT ** Clean Jokes!! Clean Jokes!! A Daily Joke will send you 2 clean jokes to you daily! Sign up today for FREE!! Sign up below! A Daily Joke: http://www.adailyjoke.com Send a E-Mail to: join-adailyjoke@lists.dundee.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's a college kid who's short of cash... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- College Days ------------ A kid called up his mum from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. Mom will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." Responded the kid. So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time? Mom said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000" "That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???" "Don't worry hon," Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com