Pig...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 6 Apr 2000 01:38:17 +0100


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Here's a woman giving a pig warning...for everyone familiar with the
phenomenon of the British roundabout...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


So there was this man who drove up to a roundabout, stopped, checked to
the right, joined the roundabout when clear and then, having driven
round completely started off round again - clearly uncertain as to which
route to take after the roundabout.    

A lady driver who was also just about to join the roundabout, noticed
this driver, and having joined the roundabout when clear circled rapidly
round until she came up behind him, wound down her window, overtook, and
when parallel with his car jabbed her finger at him and mouthed "Pig ! "

He took offence and scowled at her, so again she jabbed her finger and
mouthed excitedly "Pig ! PIG !!!!", whereupon he accelerated right
around again, came up behind her car, made a very rude gesture with TWO
fingers, peeled off the roundabout and ran straight over a Gloucester
Old Spot pig.


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