The Loony Bin
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Wed, 29 Mar 2000 17:34:26 +0100
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Hiya People...
Yes, we're back...apologies for taking so long - it's amazing how long
it can take to find someone to fix an imported laptop...!!!
Welcome to the new folks...contrary to what's been going on recently, we
do normally send a joke every day...
Now let's see about the state of golf in heaven...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for
an audience with the Pope.
After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said,
"Holiness, I have a question that only you can answer. You see, I love
golf, and I feel a real need to know if there is a golf course in
heaven. Can you tell me if there is?"
The Pope considered for a moment, and replied, "I do not know the answer
to your question, my son, but I will talk to God and get back with you."
The next day, the man is called for another audience with the Pope to
receive the answer to his question.
He stood before the Pope, who said, "My son, I have some good news and
some bad news in relation to your question. The good news is that heaven
has the most fabulous golf course that you could imagine and is in
eternally perfect shape. It puts all courses on earth to shame...
"The bad news is that you have a tee time for tomorrow morning."
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