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Fri, 11 Feb 2000 22:40:31 +0000
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THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS...
It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was
discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. It sheds light on the question,
"Where do pets come from?"
And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me
everyday. Now I do not see you anymore and am lonesome. It is difficult
for me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will
be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you.
Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this
new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a
good animal. And God was pleased.
God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of
my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you
will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And
Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged
his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the
Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and
preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be
with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will
remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of
adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey
Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was
not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved. And Cat did not care one way or the
other.
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