Bill's Rash...

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Mon, 31 Jan 2000 13:52:18 +0000

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Hiya People...

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and still going strong! Adult content warning!


Now, here's a certain chap having a bit of a problem with a rash...

Wishes & Dreams...


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While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like
a red rash around his you know what.

Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!" He makes an
appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next 

"Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it
and how do I get rid of it?"

The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these
pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back
and we'll try something else."

Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring is still
there after 7 days. 

He goes back to the doctor and tells him the pills didn't help. So the
doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him
the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not

He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there! 

So he goes back to the doctor and asks, "What next?"  

The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day
for a week and let me know."

Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is gone!
That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?"

The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."

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