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Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:30:45 +0000

Hiya Loonies...

We've had the 'Cold is Relative' table before, but here it is with a new
twist - it's for Canadians...this one was sent in by Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...


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 50 above - New  Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
 40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
 35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows 
 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
 20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw 
            on a t-shirt
 15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go 
 Zero     - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have 
            the last cook-out before it gets cold.
 10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
 20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians wear a light 
 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
 60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian girl scouts begin selling
            cookies door to door.
 80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic. Canadian boy 
            scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold 
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down 
            their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they 
            can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
            complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold'nuff 
            for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley cup.

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