Growing Old...

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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 05:53:38 +0000

Hiya All...

Here are some thoughts on growing old...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Growing Old...

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put
them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
person gain five pounds.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.

I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat are already good friends.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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