The Loony Bin
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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 05:50:27 +0000
Hiya Folks...
They get some peculiar callers to the AOL helpline...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
AOL HELP LINE
AOL:
America Online, this is Tammy speaking.
Caller:
Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.
AOL:
Okay, ma'am, what's your question?
Caller:
Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called
"cybersex"... does this cost extra?
AOL:
(quiet laugh in the background) Well ma'am... I don't know how to
explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.
Caller:
Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL.
AOL:
Well it's something members typically do when they go to a chat room.
Caller:
Hmmmm...I don't understand, what is cybersex??
AOL:
I'm sorry, I really don't know how to explain it.
Caller:
Hmmm..well, have you ever had cybersex?
AOL:
Ma'am, I don't think that's an appropriate question to be asking me. Is
there anything else you need?
Caller:
Sorry, like I said I don't even know what it is.
AOL:
That's okay ma'am, anything else?
Caller:
Yes, I have one more question.
AOL:
Go ahead...
Caller:
What are you wearing?
AOL:
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