Blonde Rider...

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Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:53:02 +0000


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A BLONDE GOES HORSEBACK RIDING

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, the WalMart manager sees
her and shuts the horse off.


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