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Mon, 22 Nov 1999 14:28:15 +0000
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Now, here are some confusing quotes...sent in by Ingrid...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
"The effects are fleeting and lingering..."
(overheard in a hallway, from Saul Rothstein, Chelmsford, MA, USA)
"In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted."
(CBS reporter during the solar eclipse)
"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had
run across."
(announcer on KZOK radio, Seattle, USA)
"He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!"
(CBS baseball announcer)
"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement
have reached an agreement."
(Irish Politician on RTE radio)
"This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage
equation."
(BBC world service)
"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here."
(Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings)
"He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet."
(Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex
scandal)
"Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?"
(Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4)
"Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them
gold."
(Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV)
"That race was all about competition."
(David Coleman, ITV)
"And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us."
(Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3)
Mark Goodier: What's the name of the company you work for?
Listener: Mining and Engineering Services.
Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do: is it mining and
engineering services?
(BBC Radio 1)
"Marling - unbeaten in her three victories."
(Peter O'Sullivan, BBC2 TV)
"Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets."
(James Hunt, BBC2 TV)
"A church spire nestling among the trees... there's probably a church
there too."
(Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV)
"Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day."
(Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3)
Interviewer: So you are the camp co-ordinator. What does that entail?
Venture Scout: Well, basically, I co-ordinate the camp.
('8.15 From Manchester', BBC1 TV)
"We don't appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment."
(Newsreader, BBC Radio 4)
"Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."
(Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV)
"There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging
around like this."
(David Coleman, BBC 1 TV)
"Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won't mean a row of
beans, 'cos that's only small potatoes."
(Ian St John, ITV)
"Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the
game."
(Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio)
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