The Loony Bin
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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 22:44:50 +0000
Hiya All...
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Now on with the humour...
It's been a while since we've done a personality test...here's a new one
for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Pig & Personality Test
Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's
hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper, and draw a
picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.
DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON'T THE JOKE WON'T WORK!
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,
REALLY - IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW THE PIG FIRST!
HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!
OK, now to the interesting stuff ...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave
negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates
(birthdays, etc..)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong
sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for
details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a
period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger
the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love life!!!!
(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn't draw a tail?
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