Erection...

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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 19:21:35 +0000


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Today we meet a man with a huge problem...

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- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A man wakes up one morning with a huge erection - this one doesn't go
away. 

After a couple of days, he is really concerned, so he puts on the
baggiest pair of trousers which he can find, a loose overcoat and heads
for the drug store. 

He enters the store and goes to the back to the pharmaceutical section.
The lady there asks if she might help him. He asks to see the male
pharmacist. The woman tells him that there is no male pharmacist. The
man starts to leave.  

The woman says, "Wait a minute, sir; I am a registered pharmacist, as is
my sister, and we own the store. We are very professional and discreet
and accustomed to personal problems of all kinds. Don't be afraid to see
if we may help."

Our poor man is desperate. He edges up to the counter, unzips his
trousers, and gets out his "throbber". He then says, "What can you give
me for this?"  

The woman says, "How long has it been that way?"  

The man responds, "Almost three days".  

The woman says, "I will have to consult with my sister, and will be
right back."  

She leaves and returns in a few minutes. The man asks, "What did you
decide?"  

She says, "The best we can do right now is $5,000 and a half interest in
the Drug Store".


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