Virus Alert...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 18 Oct 1999 15:10:16 +0100


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Now, here's an urgent virus warning...sent in by Kathleen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


WARNING

There is a new virus going around, called "work."  If you receive any
sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap...I'm off to the pub." The "work" should
automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in
paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to
your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar
with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After
repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer
be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest
cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life.


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