The Loony Bin
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Thu, 14 Oct 1999 04:58:35 +0100
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Hiya People...
Let's meet the good folks of another humour list:
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Now, here's another blonde...one day they're going to take their
revenge...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted a
pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of
the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one."
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home
when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun
in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly
toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of
effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of
the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated,
shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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