The Loony Bin
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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 10:25:55 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here are some fascinating points to ponder...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk I have a work station. GO FIGURE!
If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older, then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their
finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons
and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Why do they put up pictures of criminals in the post office? What are we
supposed to do, write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail?
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