Buffalo...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 20 Aug 1999 19:17:16 +0100


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Hiya People...

Here's an interesting analysis of buffalo, brains and alcohol...sent in
by Len...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving
by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first.  

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The
results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates
the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering performance. 

It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and
getting married, most engineers cannot keep up with the performance of
the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of
voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels
that they achieved during their university years. 

So, this is a call to arms. 

As our country is losing its technological edge we should not shudder in
our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff that pint! Your company and
country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the
career that you could have. Be all that you can be.


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