Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit...

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Thu, 22 Jul 1999 18:18:12 +0100


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Hiya All...

Take a walk through the woods with Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while
walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. 

They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted
that he didn't often meet anyone but, when he did, he always gave them
six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females. The frog granted his wish. 

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One
appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second
wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were
females as well, and the frog granted his wish. 

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he
climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted
two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr.
Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were
females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The
frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit
for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish
that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!


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