Chain Letter...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 14:15:33 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a chain letter with a difference...sent in by Ingrid...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


CHAIN LETTER

This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. 

Next, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman
whose name appears at the top of this list. 

Finally, add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your name comes to the top of this list, you will receive 16,977
men...one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you
already have.

Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her own son-
of-a-bitch back.

At the time of this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men.
Although they buried her yesterday, it took three undertakers and
thirty-six hours to get the smile of her face and two days to get her
legs together so they could close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast.


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