The Loony Bin
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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 14:03:32 +0100
Hiya People... Some of you may be aware of the three care workers, two Australian and one local, being held by Yugoslavia after being arrested as spies. One of the men is my friend's cousin. For their trial, the charges were changed at the last minute and they were found guilty. Appeals are now being lodged, but it seems that only Slobodan Milosevic has any say in their fate. If you are concerned, then please visit the Care Australia site and let them know that the world is watching: http://www.tomw.net.au/onevoice/ Now back to the humour...Did you ever wish you had a guardian angel...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A woman opened the door of a building and was about to step outside when she heard a voice saying, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." She paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement right where she would have been standing. She looked around and there was no one nearby. The next day this woman was about to step into the street when she heard this same voice say, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." As she paused a truck came racing by and smashed into a nearby vehicle. She knew if she hadn't listened to that voice she would have been hurt badly, or maybe even killed. She looked behind her and there was no one nearby. "All right," she said, "Who are you ?" "I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Oh, if that's the case," the woman said, "Where were you on my wedding day?" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *********************************************************