Guardian Angel...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 14:03:32 +0100


Hiya People...

Some of you may be aware of the three care workers, two Australian and
one local, being held by Yugoslavia after being arrested as spies. One
of the men is my friend's cousin. For their trial, the charges were
changed at the last minute and they were found guilty. Appeals are now
being lodged, but it seems that only Slobodan Milosevic has any say in
their fate. If you are concerned, then please visit the Care Australia
site and let them know that the world is watching:

http://www.tomw.net.au/onevoice/

Now back to the humour...Did you ever wish you had a guardian
angel...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
A woman opened the door of a building and was about to step outside when
she heard a voice saying, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret
it." 

She paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement right where she
would have been standing. She looked around and there was no one nearby.
 
The next day this woman was about to step into the street when she heard
this same voice say, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." 

As she paused a truck came racing by and smashed into a nearby vehicle.
She knew if she hadn't listened to that voice she would have been hurt
badly, or maybe even killed. 
 
She looked behind her and there was no one nearby. "All right," she
said, "Who are you ?"

"I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied.  

"Oh, if that's the case," the woman said, "Where were you on my wedding
day?"


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