The Loony Bin
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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:24:32 +0100
Hiya All... Here are some tips on how to be lucky... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- GOOD LUCK/BAD LUCK Did you know it's bad luck to... - Spit in the air while looking up. - Run through a parking lot with your eyes closed. - Climb on your roof when your pain pill is kicking in. - Point a gun at a security guard. - Drive your car on the wrong side of the road. - Discipline a gang of kids wearing matching bandanas. - Talk about a bomb when walking to your plane terminal. - Take a laxative before leaving on a road trip. - Stick your finger in a fan while it's on. - Breastfeed the neighbors cat. - Touch an electrical outlet when standing in water. But it's good luck to... - Lift the toilet lid before you relieve yourself. - Not stop for a hitch-hiker with green teeth, tattoos, and a gun. - Take your medicine once a day instead of all at once. - Use a parachute when jumping from a plane. - Pay for the merchandise before leaving the store. - Not wear your red dress to a bar if your name is Pete. - Feed a hungry pitbull before reaching into his cage. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *********************************************************