Good Luck, Bad Luck...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:24:32 +0100


Hiya All...

Here are some tips on how to be lucky...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


GOOD LUCK/BAD LUCK

Did you know it's bad luck to...

- Spit in the air while looking up.
- Run through a parking lot with your eyes closed.
- Climb on your roof when your pain pill is kicking in.
- Point a gun at a security guard.
- Drive your car on the wrong side of the road.
- Discipline a gang of kids wearing matching bandanas.
- Talk about a bomb when walking to your plane terminal.
- Take a laxative before leaving on a road trip.
- Stick your finger in a fan while it's on.
- Breastfeed the neighbors cat.
- Touch an electrical outlet when standing in water.

But it's good luck to...

- Lift the toilet lid before you relieve yourself.
- Not stop for a hitch-hiker with green teeth, tattoos, and a gun.
- Take your medicine once a day instead of all at once.
- Use a parachute when jumping from a plane.
- Pay for the merchandise before leaving the store.
- Not wear your red dress to a bar if your name is Pete.
- Feed a hungry pitbull before reaching into his cage.


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