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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:05:06 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
As you get older, your memory starts to get hazy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have
done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems
remembering which cards were which, and usually needed help from his
wife.
At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very good tonight.
You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"
Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I
haven't had any problems at all."
"Memory school? What memory school?"
Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with
thorns? A really pretty flower...?"
"A rose?"
"Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose!
What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"
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