The Loony Bin
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Thu, 8 Jul 1999 15:37:41 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Yet another list, for those who are interested: ===================================================================== For all of you Joke Addicts, check out and subscribe to CurlyDavid's Joke List! Where you get at least 10 Adult Jokes Daily in One Email. To subscribe send an email to curlydavid-subscribe@listbot.com or to curlydavid@yahoo.com Also visit my Website CurlyDavid's Joke World: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Foothills/6176/ ===================================================================== Now, here's a tale about a lad who's smarter than he looks... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. The boys say he is two bricks short of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger. One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?" Junior said, "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/