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Sat, 20 Mar 1999 03:26:26 +0000
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Hiya People...
Things not to do in the deepest Amazon...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a
blood thirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm
doomed."
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No my
son, you are NOT doomed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the
head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and attacks the chief, feverishly
bashing at his head with all his strength. He stands above the lifeless
body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of
shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're doomed."
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