The Loony Bin
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Mon, 15 Mar 1999 04:15:27 +0000
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's a tale of two funerals...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just
passed away.
At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a
faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the
ceremony, the pall-bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they
are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
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