Men's and Women's Brains...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 5 Jan 1999 20:05:59 +0000


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Now, let's take another look at differences between men and women...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when
cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary
to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already
assigned elsewhere in the female.

Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs.

If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards,
this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some
of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and
female brain manifests itself in various ways.

Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
their heads and running into walls.

Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action.
Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if
someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was
half asleep and looking the other way.

This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when
the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After
puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the
center of thought also differs.

Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in
their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size of
this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of
brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity
but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known
in medical terms as "Republicans."

Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats."

A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their
groins. These men are usually referred to as "Mr. President."


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