How to Satisfy Your Partner...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 28 Dec 1998 02:12:40 +0000


The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/

Hiya All...


Apologies for the long absences of the Loonies from your mailboxes. I've
unfortunately been ill for a while, and am under doctor's orders to
rest. As a result, I haven't been able to give you all the attention you
deserve. I will try to get things together as soon as possible, but
service is likely to be erratic for a while - do bear with me...

Anyway, on to some advice on how to satisfy your partner...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time:

Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed,
laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube,
stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite,
pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,
toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return,
beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show
equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower,
shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk,
coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super
collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge,
polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up,
hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal,
climb, swim, hold her hair while she's puking in the toilet, nurse,
resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay,
kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed,
deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize,
murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate,
alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble,
gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor
of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue
persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide,
slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle,
slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate,
gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-
coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast,
enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

How to Satisfy a Man Every Time:

Blow job


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