Wedding Night...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 8 Dec 1998 16:11:36 +0000


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Hiya Folks...

Come and enjoy some wedding night practical jokes...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals - a
carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist - were deciding what
pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.

The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating
current would give them a few chuckles.

The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin
and swore that it would be memorable.

The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later,
each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the
following:

"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The
electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear to God
Almighty, I am going to kill the motherfucker that put Novocain
in the K-Y Jelly."


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