The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Sep 1998 01:45:47 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya people... Our friends from the aviation humour list invite you to look at their website and subscribe if you wish: http://members.aol.com/cgreenbank/avihum.htm To subscribe please email: cgreenbank@usa.net Now...ever have a bad day...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then this big trouble-making truck driver stops next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got home to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..." ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/