Ways to Personal Growth...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 20 Aug 1998 01:07:51 +0100


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Hiya All...

If you're trying to improve yourself, here are some things you
should know...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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WAYS TO PERSONAL GROWTH


1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my
inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring
levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones
that are someone else's fault.

4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself,
unless I want to stay employed.

5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having
control over others.

7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no
personality at all.

9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those
censorious, self-righteous people around me.

11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan,
whimper, and complain.

 12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they
reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

13. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper
than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The
second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone
to buy me nice things.

15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry
a gun.

16. All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting
parts.

17. I am at one with my duality.

18. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into
knots.

19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilising myself
with imaginary fears.

20. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th
birthday.

21. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of
state and local laws.

22. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for
there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

23. False hope is better than no hope at all.

24. A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

25. Just fortoday, I will not sit in my living room all day in
my underwear in the Hollywood Cafe. Instead, I will move my
computer into the bedroom.

26. Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute...
I'll find someone.

27. Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can
spend it worrying about the future?

28. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the
conspiracy is working.

29. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as
sabotage.

30. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to
the next step of blaming my parents.

31. To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it
look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.

32. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing
to learn from them.

33. Before I criticise a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That
way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.


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