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Sun, 26 Jul 1998 22:31:06 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's another flying story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a
flight to Wichita.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around
for drink orders.
The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The
attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips."
The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I
didn't know there was a choice."
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