Making a Choice...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 26 Jul 1998 22:31:06 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's another flying story for you... 

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a
flight to Wichita. 

After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around
for drink orders.
 
The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The
attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.  

The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips."
 
The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I
didn't know there was a choice."


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