The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 10 May 1998 18:18:29 +0100
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Hiya People...
Due to some recent technical problems, it's not actually been
possible for me to check the archives before sending out each
post. While I've done my best to ensure that all the recent
postings will be new ones, there's no guarantee at the moment.
Normal service will be resumed soon, I hope.
Here's a little story about a woman and a sailor...sent to us by
John...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down
to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took
pity on her.
"Look, you've got a lot to live for." he said. "I'm off to
America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every
day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-
boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches
and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered
by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained,
"He's taking me to America, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the Dover-Calais
ferry."
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