Alcohol Warning Labels...

The Loony Bin ( andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
15 Mar 1998 03:32:15 -0000


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Hiya People...

Warnings are printed on all sorts of products these
days...perhaps some of these should be added to alcoholic
beverages...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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If government is going to put health warning labels on beer,
wine and spirits, let's at least have a little truthfulness
about the matter!

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with
breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an idiot.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story over and over again until your friends want to
smash your head in.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings
like thish.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss
what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office
Christmas party.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell ever happened to your panties anyway.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or
name you can't remember).

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really
huge biker guy named "Big Al".

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