Faster than the Speed of Light...

The Loony Bin ( andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
8 Mar 1998 01:30:47 -0000


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Hiya Loonies...

So why have a car that goes faster than the speed of
light...???...here are some reasons...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


          The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that
           Goes Faster than the Speed of Light


 20> Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!

 19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

 18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

 17> Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

 16> Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.

 15> No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

 14> Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

 13> LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

 12> You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole 
     driving home from work.

 11> You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear 
     horizontal stripes.

 10> That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

  9> Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb 
     if he tries to duck through back seat.

  8> Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum 
     Physics.

  7> Bugs never see you comin'.

  6> You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

  5> Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
     "It's there before you order or it's free!"

  4> Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not 
     arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.

  3> License plate: "Me=mc2"

  2> Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in 
     last week!


       and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
          Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...


  1> Chicks dig it.

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