Dogs Don't Understand...

The Loony Bin ( andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
4 Mar 1998 23:47:02 -0000


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Hiya Folks...

Here's one for those of you who like dogs...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

16 Things That Your Dog Doesn't Understand
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1.  That he's not your superior
2.  The word 'No!'
3.  Anything else you tell him in plain English
4.  Why he shouldn't roll in the mud and then take a nap on your 
    bed
5.  Why you all suddenly leave the room when he has a wind 
    attack
6.  That you don't find it absolutely hilarious when, late one 
    night, he suddenly starts staring at an empty corner of the 
    room with teeth bared and hackles raised
7.  Precisely what's wrong with practising his fiercest, 
    gruffest bark at three in the morning
8.  That it's not funny to carry your discarded underpants into 
    the room with him in front of guests
9.  That the furnature is not there for his personal amusement
10. Why it's wrong to back Auntie Joan into a corner and guard 
    her
11. Why your leg doesn't enjoy it as much as he does
12. That other dog's bottoms are not the most fascinating things 
    in the world
13. Why your cat has as much right to sit in the lounge as he 
    has
14. Why he should get into the bathtub if he doesn't want to
15. Why he shouldn't steal the pate off the table if he can 
    reach it
16. Why he shouldn't do exactly what he wants, basically

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