The Loony Bin
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Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:52:11 +0000
Hiya All...
Here's a tale from a Church...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke down, so they had to hire a
man to crawl around in the ducts and figure out what was wrong.
As the man peeked down through one of the vents in the sanctuary, he saw
little old Mrs. Murphy kneeling by the altar, apparently saying her
rosary.
Since the man was a fundamental Baptist, he thought it'd be funny to try
and mess with the lady's mind.
In his best authoritative voice, he said, "This is Jesus. Your prayers
will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on saying her prayers.
The man decided maybe she didn't hear him, and tried again, "This is
Jesus, the Son of God! Your prayers will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all.
Mustering up a big breath of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS
JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The lady looked up and said, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!"
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