The Loony Bin
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Mon, 27 Oct 1997 13:32:53 -0700 (MST)
Hiya Loonies... Here are some job ads with commentary from Jay Leno... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Headlines compiled by Jay Leno. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Young man,20,wants job on stud farm w/rm., prefer to work for lady. Leno: Nice work if you can get it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Need: Plains Clothes Security. Must have shop lifting experience. Leno: Hmmm ...murder, burglary, assault...Sorry, we're looking for someone with shoplifting experience. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Air Traffic Control. FAA accepting applications now. No aviation experience necessary. Leno: At least at the other job you had to have some shoplifting experience. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Surgical Assistant. No exp. nec. We will train you. Leno: I hear this is the job you get if you're turned down as the security guard or air traffic controller. ----------------<< Advertisement >>------------------ We host ALL types of sites. http://www.astrax.com - Astra X Specialised Web Hosting -----------------------------------------------------