The Loony Bin
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Mon, 27 Oct 1997 13:32:53 -0700 (MST)
Hiya Loonies...
Here are some job ads with commentary from Jay Leno...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Headlines compiled by Jay Leno.
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Young man,20,wants job on stud farm w/rm., prefer to work for lady.
Leno: Nice work if you can get it.
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Need: Plains Clothes Security. Must have shop lifting experience.
Leno: Hmmm ...murder, burglary, assault...Sorry, we're looking for
someone with shoplifting experience.
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Air Traffic Control. FAA accepting applications now. No aviation
experience necessary.
Leno: At least at the other job you had to have some shoplifting
experience.
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Surgical Assistant. No exp. nec. We will train you.
Leno: I hear this is the job you get if you're turned down as the
security guard or air traffic controller.
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