Phrases To Work By...

The Loony Bin ( )
Thu, 23 Oct 1997 13:18:04 -0400 (EDT)

Hiya Folks...

If you work in certain environments, you may find this list of
translations helpful...for which you can thank Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Here's some phrase translations that might come in handy to those
long, late hours in groups of more than 1.

Phrases To Work By
No fucking way!
I'm not certain that's feasible.

You've got to be shitting me.

Tell someone who gives a fuck.
Perhaps you could check with ....

Ask me if I give a fuck.
Of course I'm concerned.

It's not my fucking problem.
I wasn't involved in that project.

What the fuck?
Interesting behaviour.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?
I'll try to schedule that.

When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
Perhaps I can work late.

Who the fuck cares?
Are you sure it's a problem?

He's got his head up his ass.
He's not familiar with the problem.

Eat shit.
You don't say?

Eat shit and die.
Excuse me?

Eat shit and die, asshole.
Excuse me, sir?

What the fuck do they want?
They weren't happy with it?

Kiss my ass.
So you'd like my help with it?

Fuck it, I'm on salary.
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

Shove it up your ass.
I don't think you understand.

This job sucks.
I love a challenge.

Who the hell died and made you boss?
You want me to take care of this?

Blow me.
Do you see?

Blow yourself.
I see.

Another fucking meeting.
Yes, we should discuss this.

I really don't give a shit.
I really don't think it's a problem.

Fuck you.
How nice, how very, very nice.

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